Will has obviously been working pretty hard on this countdown, which probably shows his commitment to beards rather than an abundance of free time. Probably.
14.
Academic
13.A spoon
12."With this hook, and this hunk of chocolate, I’ll land your boy. And I’ll clean him for free."
11.Hammer Time
10.Lip Heavy
9.Top French
8."That's a paddlin'."
7.A risky weapon to be toting around facial hair.
6."erm… googly doogly?"
5.
5.Old School
4.Time Beard
3."There is nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman"
2.Nelson knows his stuff
1.“Those white flags are no match for our muskets!” - the 9th Bearded Infantry
