Will has obviously been working pretty hard on this countdown, which probably shows his commitment to beards rather than an abundance of free time. Probably.
"That's a paddlin'."7.
A risky weapon to be toting around facial hair.6.
"There is nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman"
Nelson knows his stuff1.
“Those white flags are no match for our muskets!” - the 9th Bearded Infantry