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Monday, 26 October 2009

Beard Vs Fire

Four so called youths have been accused of attacking Luke Kennedy by setting alight to his beard.
Luke awoke to find his beard being set alight after falling asleep on the train to Littlehampton. He suffered burns to his face and lips when he experienced the attack with a cigarette lighter the BBC report. This grotesque attack will hopefully lead to separate carriages for beardsmiths with a guard, A guard called chuck Norris.

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